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Expect pandering aplenty as another tired, essentially worthless debate is had tonight. If I feel up to it I make give a running commentary during the debate. At the least I will provide a brief summary of the festivities.
Predictions: The candidates (minus McCain and Paul) will trip over each other trying to out support each other on the legality and usefulness of torture (or Enhanced Interrogation Techniques if one prefers an Orwellian twist). Also look for Rudy to break into an original musical number entitled "9-11, Remember Me!!!". A few bad jokes from Mitt Romney, smirking whenever Ron Paul speaks, Tom Tancredo murdering a Mexican child on stage and Fred Thompson clearing his throat ad nauseam are also a strong possibility.
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I laughed out loud during class reading this. Love it
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