The solution to figure out which GOP candidate is the bestest Christian is......

snake handling and a speaking in tongues contest. Words are cheap and I have heard by fair share of bullshit from the GOP candidates now let's back it up with some action. And by action I mean snake handling and freestyling with some tongues. I think the next debate will be appropriate. Each candidate should be given 5 minutes to be filled with the holy spirit and bust out some mad tongues. We will need some interpreters. So Benny Hinn should be invited to judge. It should be fun and insightful. By the way Tom Tancredo, I dont want to hear anything that resembles the Spanish language out of you. Next the candidates should be forced to handle snakes. I am talking rattle snakes and coral snakes (real poisinous shit). They should be given a snake until a 5 minute time limit is up, or they die. Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter will be on hand to suck the venom out if so needed. I believe this is the sole way to judge who should be the GOP nominee.